Orange Inflatable Trashcan

NoLongerWannaGrowUp™ Inflatable Trash Can (Orange Edition)
WARNING: Still Very Shitty.
This is the loudest inflatable trash can you'll ever ignore. Repackaged with intent and attitude by NoLongerWannaGrowUp, this vibrant orange abomination is part of an ongoing exploration of functionless utility and dollar-store dreams. It’s bold, useless, and 100% on brand.

• Color: Safety cone orange (aka "Look at me I suck")

• Material: Inflatable vinyl, shiny and slightly regretful

• Size: Medium-to-sad

• Condition: New, factory sealed, artist-enhanced

• Design: Checkerboard insert art with trashy brilliance

• Uses include but are not limited to:

  • Holding regrets

  • Costume accessory for a Halloween party no one invited you to

  • Y2K set dressing

  • Misguided gift for a friend in art school

Inflatable? Yes. Functional? Debatable. Conceptual? Absolutely.